Quotes from Curly Howard

I tried to think but nothing happened!

Are you casting asparagus on my cooking?

Well being as there's no other place around the place, I reckon this must be the place, I reckon.

I shoot an arrow into the air, where it lands I do not care: I get my arrows wholesale!

I got sick of the dough, and thought I'd go on the loaf.

I had beautiful wavy hair and a waxed mustache.

I'm positive about the negative, but a little negative about the positive.