Quotes from Eoin Colfer, The Time Paradox

Artemis felt like he was six again and caught hacking the school computers trying to make the test questions harder

They were in a position of total ignorance and people in that position often died without being enlightened.

The Theory of Evolution has more holes in it than a dam made out of Swiss cheese.

They have gone. And the tunnel is about to close. So, boys, I am looking for someone to blame.

I am charging you with the protection of my mother and friends, not to mention keeping my younger self off the Internet. He is as dangerous as Opal.