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Quotes from D.J. MacHale

I guess this means that our conflict is finally over. Perhaps we should celebrate. – Saint Dane Perhaps you should bite me. Bobby
~ D.J. MacHale
Max Rose: Vo? What kind of name is that? Spader: What kind of name is Rose? Isn't that some kind of flower?
~ D.J. MacHale
The two circled around the back of the house, making sure that nobody saw them. Once inside, they found Patrick right where they had left him, sitting in front of Mark's computer. The only difference was that he was surrounded by bags of Doritos and cans of Mountain Dew. He looked up at them with wild eyes. You okay? Courtney asked. I'm fantastic! Patrick exclaimed. This sugary drink is incredible! Swell, Courtney remarked sarcastically. He's wired on Dew.
~ D.J. MacHale
Can I ask you a question? I'd be disappointed if you didn't. How many of those suits do you have? Do you like, send them to the laundry, or throw them out and put on a new one when it gets all gamey? - Bobby talking to Saint Dane, RR
~ D.J. MacHale
There were eleven of us. Each more different than the next. All with the same mindset. Things weren't the way they were meant to be. It was our job to make things right. We were the soldiers of Halla. It was time for us to take it back.
~ D.J. MacHale
I was exhausted. Fighting to save the universe will do that.
~ D.J. MacHale
In my few short years I learned that seeing what's positive about a situation is a lot more fun and gets you a lot further than looking for what might be wrong with it.
~ D.J. MacHale
There are no simple answers in life. There is a good and bad in everyone and everything. No decision is made without consequence. No road is taken that doesn't lead to another. What's important is that those roads always be kept open, for there's no telling what wonder they might lead to.
~ D.J. MacHale
And so we go.' It's my way of saying that I'm prepared for the next adventure. The next chapter. The next challenge. Whatever comes my way, I'm ready for it. Because that truly is the way it was meant to be...
~ D.J. MacHale
Not just chubby fat, I'm talkin' gordo
~ D.J. MacHale
I see you brought along your violent little girlfriend. What a nice surprise!" - Saint Dane (The Reality Bug)
~ D.J. MacHale
Never make the first move." - Loor (The Rivers of Zadaa)
~ D.J. MacHale
Defeat is most devastating at the moment of victory" Saint Dane
~ D.J. MacHale
If I fall out, pull this ring? What happens then? I sprout wings and fly?" -Spader in "The Never War
~ D.J. MacHale
You want to kill me, don't you? And here I thought you and your friends were so righteous. You are just as capable of evil as anyone. Perhaps more so. Yet you believe your brand of evil is justified, so long as it serves your own misguided purposes." --Saint Dane
~ D.J. MacHale
Seriously. Dados bounce." Bobby in Raven Rise
~ D.J. MacHale
Riggedy riggedy white Come and spend the night We'll play some games Some wild some tame Cause if you will, you might. By, Laberge
~ D.J. MacHale
Next time you wish to feed me poison, warn me first," Loor demanded. (The Merchant of Death)
~ D.J. MacHale
Whenever you look back and say, "If," you know you're in trouble. There's no such thing as "if." The only thing that counts is what really happened.
~ D.J. MacHale
Who's Heinz and what's an accordion?" -Spader
~ D.J. MacHale
I have a sudden urge to pee.- Spader
~ D.J. MacHale
Dont you know... I'm the boggyman."-St. Dane
~ D.J. MacHale
I was safe. Uncomfortable as hell, but safe.-Bobby, RR
~ D.J. MacHale
where is here, when is now??
~ D.J. MacHale