Quotes from Sol Luckman, Beginner's Luke

I wondered about my inner child. In fact, I was troubled. Did I even have an inner child, I asked myself, given that, in essence, I'd just been born?

Have you ever noticed how good things go to those who hate?

The simple act of sitting here sipping this cappuccino is its own testament to my commitment to living the writer's life. Which is to say: doing nothing but doing it exceedingly well.

I wouldn't be caught dead sacrificing myself for this country.

When it rains it pours and when it shines you get melanoma.

Nobody ever goes to that store to shop because it's too crowded.

Life is too short to waste being a productive member of society.

I just want to live my own life instead of everyone else's version of it.

Begging is much more difficult than it looks. Contrary to popular belief, it's a high art form that takes years of dedicated practice to master.