Quotes from Chocolate Waters

REFUSALWhen you refuseto tell your weightand age, people knowyou're fat and old.

(1)BEING A POETis like opening a car door& exposing yourself.(2)BEING A GOOD POETis like opening the door& exposing the passengeras well.

I USED TO make love. Now I Make coffee.

1)BEING A POET is like opening a car door & exposing yourself. (2)BEING A GOOD POET is like opening the door & exposing the passenger as well.

Don't listen to writers. They're messed up - that's why they're writers!

ELVIS & MARILYN: The deader they get - the more money they make.

SAY EXACTLY what you think until you find that no one is listening then say something else

REFUSAL When you refuse to tell your weight and age, people know you're fat and old.

DISARM ALL RAPISTS But what will we do With their legs?

I FINALLY had a hot night, but it was only the weather.

PHILOSOPHY OF LIFE I have so much to do today. I can't possibly get it all done, so I'm not going to start.

THIS IS A COMPLIMENT? You're incrediburgable she said which is to say You're a little like incredible but a lot more like a hamburger.

NOTE TO A WOULD-BE LOVER So, You think you got me, huh? Well, You ain't got me. You only got my underpants And they go back on Just as easy as they came off.

HARSH WORDS Whad'ya say that for? You want me to go deaf?

EPITAPH She did to live she lived to die she died inside him where she lived so long dying to get out -

THIS IS IMPORTANT REALLY A poem should never be longer than two lines. That was the first and this is the second.

If they can put one man on the moon, why can't they put them all there?

DON'T EVEN TRY to love me or I'll knock your socks off

SILVANA, I SAID: "You're in a pickle." "Yeah, I know, but I've gotten used to living in brine.

MEN SELDOM rub elbows with girls who wear dildoes

If they can put one man on the moon why can't they put them all there?