Quotes from Kathy Bryson, Fighting Mad

I am always a perfect gentleman. If you ever want me to not be a perfect gentlemen, you'll have to ask and not be crying when you do.

You are never to drive like that, " I told them. "Even if you are ever wealthy enough to own a Jaguar.

How would we get corporate sponsorship if we were just a bunch of thugs?

I love the man, " Megan said as she took a seat, "but honestly he needs to learn when not to agree with me.

It was a sign of how worried and confused I was that I wasn't completely distracted by the sight of his powerful thighs flexed in front of me.

Jinx, I know you just lost your grandfather, but you straighten out your tone right now or I will smack you one!

Ah, that's just sean nós singing and dancing. Something to do around the pub of an evening.

No, really, " she said. "We get it. Sometimes the guy just makes you crazy, even if you do love him.

You could have agreed to disagree, " Megan argued. "Then you could kiss and make up. That could be fun.

A country road, a gravel road, is a sign of civilization, sure, but it's just a farm, an easy conquest. Iron means a stronghold, people who can defend what's theirs.

You can't have it both ways. Either I'm Irish and can talk, or I'm a man and I can't.

Mr. Jennings is the one who trapped the fairies here to begin with. If they're back and wandering around, if they're loose, then, well, it's not good.

That's not Eire. Everyone always thinks that, but we're not shamrocks and wee men. You should know the difference.

Everyone helping out was supposed to make me feel better, but it actually made me feel more like a screw up.

That was one tiny trailer when both girls wanted to watch TV or use the computer or the bathroom at the same time.

It was easy to imagine he'd just rolled out of bed and then it was easy to imagine him in bed and I wasn't going there.

Ours was not one of those nice, quaintly old-fashioned mobile homes that senior citizens putter around in. We lived in the beat-up tin can of clichéd poverty.

Take some advice from an old farmer. You're in business now. Take the money. You'd be amazed at how many don't want to pay.