Quotes from Michelle M. Pillow

Any woman would have to be dead not to be attracted to the walking mass of sexy that was Erik MacGregor.

Apparently, the princes had found the only four women in the universes who didn't dream of being royal, rich and adored by their husbands.

The Baby Name book can be a very dangerous tool in the hands of a prolific author.

Advice from a Romance Writer: Guys, make your woman feel pretty even on an 'off' day. Trust me, good things will come of it.

If Scotsmen don't wear anything under their kilts and they ride a horse, do you think they chafe their manbits?

I heart my job. I get to make things up for a living.

She didn't even want to think of how hellish it would be if all the MacGregors made her feel like this one did, all hot and shaky. She'd have to move to the Arctic Circle before the month was out just to cool off.

My energies have been drained. Masturbating too much will do that.

If I want to dress up like Princess Leia and lightsaber fight the clone army in my living room, well the Han Solo in my life is just going to have to accept it.

Here's my author advice: There is no magic pill, so you just have to do the research and the work. Well, coffee is kind of like magic, and energy helps do the research, so maybe that's my secret magic formula.

It never hurts to have an army of garden gnomes protecting your property.

Magic doesn't work like that. You have to have intent and focus, but not think about it. - Aunt Polly

You can't just bippity-bap with your dipple-stack. - Aunt Polly

I'm always where I'm supposed to be. - Aunt Polly

Shut your mouth, Florus, or the ghosts will get in. The disembodied are always looking to hitch a ride in the right vessel. - Aunt Polly

Just because you're dead doesn't mean you have to lay on your backside all day. - Aunt Polly

We never ask for the bad that happens to us, but it happens. The true test of character is how we go on, what we take from it.

He's like a half-baked cookie. - Aunt Polly

Everyone knows that if you eat a cookie, and the cookie next to it is broken, you're required to eat that broken cookie as well to keep the package looking clean.

Book contains: three very strong women in their forties who aren't letting themselves be defined by middle age, paranormal phenomenon (psychics, ghosts, magic, etc), romance with sexy times (moderate, not OMG I have to read through my fingers), mildly strong language, and all the fear and excitement of taking a second chance at life. These ladies are doing midlife right!

My name is Kyran. You look like an honorable woman," he whispered, practicing what he would say to any prospective mate. "I have a home with my parents and my brother. There we will live and you will be part of our family. Would you like to give me many children?

Determined Prince (Captured by a Dragon-Shifter) A Dragon Lords Romance By Michelle M. Pillow

I find it funny when people try to brag about being younger than me...like having lived less is an accomplishment. Makes me want to pat them on the head, lol. I'm comfortable with who I am.

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