Quotes from Laura Kreitzer, Fallen Legion

We want to fight.""And I want J.K. Rowling to keep writing in the Potterverse, but I know that's never going to happen, " I said blithely.

I suggest you leave now, or you'll be tied down and gagged until the end of this meeting.""Tie us down?""And gag you, " Joseph cheerfully reminded them.

What would you suggest?" one of the Italian officials asked."We do have a highly-advanced biological device called the Illuminator, " Joseph chimed in

I'm not above using unsavory beings to kick the Gods' asses, but the Phantoms are too unpredictable for my taste, " I said.

If this is where you ask me to run around in my birthday suit, I'm not entirely comfortable with that, " I said, smirking.

The truth, as much as people acted like they wanted to hear it, was sometimes too cruel and harsh.

Oh yes. You've done a marvelous job of succeeding at failure.