Quotes from Gasmaskman

Golden Arches' are the gateway to the afterlife.

It is important to correct bad behavior one toe at a time.

All life is in vain, for Death makes a nonsense of pain.

Life is a beautiful thing. Plant it in the ground, and it blooms into opportunity, capice?

It's best to locate the mind first before launching the 'missiles of contention'.

A woman's apathy is far more devastating than her wrath.