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Quotes from The Covert Comic

If we get a 3D printer at the office, the first thing I'm printing with it is a new 3D printer just for me!
~ The Covert Comic
The real mystery isn't what's under the redaction mark, but what's above it.
~ The Covert Comic
I'd rather have less time than I think, than less think than I have time.
~ The Covert Comic
Paradigm shift: does that come before swing shift or after?
~ The Covert Comic
The medium is the message, the message is encrypted, and the encryption key is controlled by NSA.
~ The Covert Comic
The Occupy Wall Street movement faltered when activists realized that traders were quite busy already.
~ The Covert Comic
Ever notice that phrenologists have funny-shaped heads?
~ The Covert Comic
Every Friday is black where I work.
~ The Covert Comic
Secret 7591.42.21. Avoiding weasel words in your intelligence analysis isn't easy when your intelligence analysis is about weasels.
~ The Covert Comic
Black graffiti on a black helicopter.
~ The Covert Comic
Secret 3963. It's only a sucking chest wound if you're not the shooter.
~ The Covert Comic
Philadelphia is just the tip of the Pittsburgh.
~ The Covert Comic