Quotes from Neil Leckman

They say that time is relative. I think the way it's treating me it's a distant one, maybe a bad uncle, and not welcome in my house this Christmas!!

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, unless it is the burning bush, in that case the value of your bird just went up!!

Years ago there was an old man I knew that told me he didn't trust me, because people with beards were hiding from something. I told him, "That's true, I'm hiding from the barber!!

I have always pictured accupuncture like falling into a box of sewing needles, and then standing up refreshed and free of pain.