Quotes from P.J. O'Rourke

Even I realized that money was to politicians what the eucalyptus tree is to koala bears: food, water, shelter, and something to crap on.

Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope.

Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly.

Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is.