Quotes from Bat Masterson

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter.

There are many in this old world of ours who hold that things break about even for all of us. I have observed for example that we all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summertime and the poor get it in the winter.

If you want to hit a man in the chest, aim for his groin.