Quotes from Gary K. Wolf

Remember, people who peek through keyholes have to expect an occasional poke in the eye.

Remember, people who peek through keyholes have to expect an occasional poke in the eye.

She reached into an alabaster box and pulled out a violet cigarette that also exactly matched her eyes. Some people just don't know when to quit. She lit her colored coffin nail, set it into an ashtray, and promptly forgot about it. It smoldered into eternity silently begging for one more touch from her gorgeous lips.

I'm not bad, Mr. Valiant. I'm just drawn that way.

Must have had a stronger union than the coffee machine.

Here I sit with a thirty-six-year-old lust, and a three-year-old dinky.

I'm constantly amazed how people kid themselves into believing love can conquer all.

I went back to my office and let my bottom desk drawer buy me a drink.

A guy like Tracy could probably get elected chief of police on the basis of his dashing reflection in the fun-house mirror. In the comic business they call that the power of make believe. In our nation's capital, they call it politics.

For the year Jessica and I were together, we were as in love as two people can be. There was no faking how she felt about me. She couldn't possibly have reversed herself so quickly.

I didn't really expect her to accept, not with her being a humanoid and me a barnyard.

I've tried to talk to her a couple of times, but she avoids me.

people who peek through keyholes have to expect an occasional poke in the eye.

But, like I said, nobody ever accused me of having an overabundance of good sense.

You could see a long way, but not half as far as Roger had gone.