Quotes from Katie MacAlister

A knife!" I yelled, still brandishing my pillow. "Jim, I command you to get me a gelding knife. If this guy wants to be a stallion—" He dissolved in a flurry of white smoke even before I could finish the sentence. Ha! Victorious again!" Yeah," Jim drawled while I remade the bed and fluffed up my pillows. "Aisling, two; sexy, naked men who just want to give her the pleasure of a lifetime with no commitment, zero.

You are too arrogant for your own good. I officially de-mate you. Go away. I never want to see you again. Except maybe tonight. Naked. Your place. But after that, no more.

Are you threatening me?" He looked completely outraged at such a thing. "You bet your incredibly attractive and probably hard enough to bounce a quarter off ass I am!" she snapped back. An indescribable look flitted across his face. "You are the most irreverent woman I've ever met." "And you're the handsomest man I've ever seen in my life, but that doesn't mean I'm going to lick you!" she yelled.

He does not see as i have that you have given him your heart, but he is male. We will cut him some slack for that handicap, yes?

I'm your Beloved, dammit! You're going to let me save your soul, and like it!

My life used to be boring. A damnation here, a curse there, with an occasional blight or two to break routine. Now I have Aisling...She's better than reality TV, Internet porn sites, and the trashloids all put together.' - Jim

He says he had to go help someone in a desperate situation. Who, exactly, he refuses to say. He doesn't know when he's going to be back, but suggests we put off the wedding for a few days. The rotter! How dare he just zoom off and not tell me where he's going, or who he's going to help, or what exactly he's up to!" Yeah, how dare he go out and be all heroic and stuff when you want him here slobbering over your big boobs.

You took a bath without me?" I smiled to myself at the accusation in his voice.

I was born. It was easy. My mother did all the hard work.