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Quotes from Jane Graves

PMS? You're damned right I have PMS! It stands for Pass My Shotgun, which means you'd better sleep with one eye open, buster.
~ Jane Graves
And no prenup. Prenups are for people who plan on getting a divorce. I have so much, Bernie. But I've never had anyone to share it with. From now on, what's mine is yours
~ Jane Graves
Well," Fred said. "Gotta go. You two come by for dinner soon. I'll barbecue something." Where Fred was concerned, that probably meant he'd shoot something first, then barbecue it, but that was fine by Tony. He'd eat barbecued yak if it meant being a part of this family
~ Jane Graves
I wouldn't do that if I were you Oh yeah, why not Because know a dozen ways to kill a man. i'm thinking number 5.
~ Jane Graves