Quotes from Jason Jones

It's just not good to put stock in a Hollywood celebrity.

The suburbs have this veneer of happiness, you know? This veneer of the ideal life. From afar, it's all together - white picket fence, nice house - but you peel away one little layer, and it all comes crumbling down.

I only write about stuff that sort of happens to me, and then I blow it up into a much funnier version.