Quotes from Alfred E. Neuman

Smoking helps you lose weight — one lung at a time!

Political speeches are like steer horns. A point here, a point there, and a lot of bull in between.

Today, it takes more brains and effort to make out the income-tax form than it does to make the income.

Some minds are like concrete - all mixed up and permanently set.

You can be on the right track and still get hit by a train!

In retrospect it becomes clear that hindsight is definitely overrated!