Quotes from Edwin Edwards

He's so slow that he takes an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.

The only way I can lose is if I'm caught in bed with either a dead girl or a live boy.

I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy.

I will be a model prisoner, as I have been a model citizen.

People say I've had brushes with the law. That's not true. I've had brushes with overzealous prosecutors.

The only way I can lose this election is if I'm caught in bed with either a dead girl or a live boy.

I never speak ill of dead people or live judges.

I did not do anything wrong as a governor, even if you accept the verdict as it is, it doesn't indicate that.