Quotes from Pauline Phillips

Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you've got to help pay for piping. And the Piper!

The less you talk, the more you're listened to.

There are two kinds of people in the world. Those who walk into a room and say, 'There you are' and those who say, 'Here I am'

If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we'd all be millionaires.

It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can't speak for my twin sister.

Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you're prepared to lose.

True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.