Quotes from Dean Martin

There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks better than he does.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day.

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.

I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day.

Love is a flower that blooms so tender, each kiss a dew drop of sweet surrender. Love is a moment of life enchanting, let's take that moment that tonight is granting.

Your lips and mine, two sips of wine, memories are made of this.

Your love made it all worth waiting for some like you.

Return to me, for my heart wants you only. Hurry home, hurry home, won't you please hurry home to my heart.

If this is just the beginning, my life's gonna be beautiful.

The world is the same you never change it, as sure as the stars shine above. Well, you're nobody til somebody loves you, so find yourself somebody to love.

If people want to think I get drunk and stay out all night, let'em. That's how I got here, you know.

You are not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day.

With his blessings from above, serve it generously with love. One man, one wife, one love, through life.

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

The reason I drink is because when I'm sober I think I'm Eddie Fisher.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

Milton Berle is an inspiration to every young person that wants to get into show business. Hard work, perseverance, and discipline: all the things you need...when you have no talent.

I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.

I've got seven kids, the three words you hear most around my house are: Hello, goodbye, and I'm pregnant.

There'll be lots of tears plus some happy years. And you'll add my heart to your souvenirs. But loving you was my mistake. But I'll gladly make the same mistake again.