Quotes from Reno Goodale

The good thing about being a circus clown must be that you never have to worry about how your hair looks.

I can tell I'm getting older, because I find myself using words like "spacious," "roomy," and "comfortable" when I'm buying underwear.

I'm 482 months old; can you tell I'm a new father?

If you want to restore your faith in humanity, think about Christmas. If you want to destroy it again, think about Christmas shopping. But the gifts aren't the important thing about the holidays. The important thing is having your family around resenting you.

It used to be that my age and waist size were the same size. Unfortunately, they still are.

I just celebrated my thirtieth birthday. Ten years late, but I did it.

I've finally got a car that turns heads. Mostly because of the knocking, rattling, and backfiring.