Quotes from Kate Long

Why didn't they warn us at school? I'm sure if some teacher had said, Oh and by the way, it feels like someone sandpapering your cervix, they needn't have bothered with all the AIDS warnings and morality stuff.

Aren't we all just flies crawling across the giant tablecloth of fate?

Cross that bridge when you come to it

there'll never be equality of the sexes till men can get pregnant;

Don't think you're of little importance, you're somebody,somebody fine. However you tumble and get up and stumble, you're part of a vision devine

In the face of such evil, what else is there to do but wipe it off the face of the earth?

You try not to think about life's darkest things, but sometimes they just flood into your head and you can't stop them.

Im Kampf um den Handtaschenriemen gegen die Türklinke opfere lieber die Handtasche, als der Türklinke das Gefühl zu geben, sie hätte gewonnen.

You can't explain a degree to a dog

What family isn't held together by a cartilage of lies? In these fractured times, these days of spin, you have to make the family you can.