Quotes from Dean Lorey

I grew up on a ranch and my daddy always said, "If the milk is sour move the herd". Well things have been sour here for a while and getting worse...gotta let (it) go.

They don't call them 'breakfast cakes' do they? They call 'em pancakes, and pan is just the Greek word for 'all,' which means you can eat 'em all the time.

Good morning," she said. "I am Headmaster Brazenhope." "No way!" Theodore blurted, astonished. "The Headmaster's a chick!" Without a word, the Headmaster waved her hand and a portal opened up in the deck beneath Theodore. He fell soundlessly into the Nether. With another wave, the portal closed shut behind him. "Any other comments?" the Headmaster asked. Everyone vigorously shook their heads.

You often take two steps backward to take one step forward.

It's not always easy to see which end is up.

There will be much darkness ahead—but, in the end, there will be light.

The world is worth fighting for.

You are what's known as Noobs," the Headmaster continued. "That stands for 'Newbie.' Eventually, with training, you will advance to become Addys, meaning 'adequate.' Finally, once you have demonstrated a significant amount of skill, you will be known as Leets, meaning 'elite.' But for now you are Noobs, and Noobs you will remain for some time.

You often take two steps backwards to take one step forward.