Quotes from Mark Evans

God can inject hope into a absolutely hopeless situation.

God can inject hope into a absolutely hopeless situation.

If it moves, starch it. If it doesn't move, starch it. If it seems it has enough starch already, it hasn't, so starch it again.

Good evening? "Good evening," he says!' His face contorted into a puckered grin of nastiness. 'Let me tell you something, Pip Bin, your good evenings will not last if I have my way. One day soon I shall greet you by saying, "Bad evening," and you will have no choice but to sadly shake your head and say, "Yes, yes, it is a bad evening, they all are now." Ha, ha, ha!