Quotes from Jeff Cesario

I shop at a computer store called, "Your Crap Is Already Obsolete."

I know I'm getting older. I pulled my left shoulder out putting peanut butter on a bagel. It was chunky, though. I pulled out my right shoulder putting Ben Gay on my left shoulder.

Who watches golf on TV? Who calls eight friends over and gets a keg of beer? Landscapers, I guess. They sit around the TV, yelling, "Will you look at that golf path?Pure pea gravel."

I shop at a computer store called 'Your Crap's Already Obsolete'.