Quotes from Eion Colfer

Argh? Pathetic and inarticulate. Nice combination. Your mothers must be so proud.

Now before we get into anything, ladies, no scratching, no spitting and no tattling to mummy.

Very well. I understand. Just ... shut up!

Im riding a troll! i was born to do this,and steal stuff, and EAT LOADS!

There will be consequences for this, he thought. You can't alter time and not be affected. But whatever the consequences are, I will bear them, because the alternative is too terrible. -Artemis Fowl, The Lost Colony

It'll be messy, but after a day you'll be zipping around as though you were a thousand years old again.

The humans were protecting their heritage, or so they thought. Strange that Mud Men seem more concerned about the past than the present.

But he drank a lot. When love dies, he told me, there are no survivors.

You think I suffer, with all the people I have killed, the hundreds of lives I have destroyed. Should not demons visit me at night? Should I not be tormented by guilt? Sometimes I lie still in my be and wait for judgement, but it never arrives.

In fact, he was barely a man anymore. He was the devil. And sooner or later the devil destroyed everything in his reach. It was his nature.

I did call you a pair of overdeveloped, single-cell Cro-Magnons." "Did you?" "Well I have now." "Nobody calls me an overdeveloped, single-bell crow magnet." "No. I bet nobody does.

He was as lost in this day as a chick wet from the egg.

But he drank a lot. When love dies, he told me, there are no survivors.