Quotes from Alphonse Allais

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.

Par le bois du Djinn où s'entasse de l'effroi Parle ! Bois du gin ou cent tasses de lait froid

Quand on ne travaillera plus les lendemains des jours de repos, la fatigue sera vaincue.

Anyone who has been privileged to witness the purée into which 170,000 bison (or 680,000 bisons' hooves) can turn eighteen motor cars has a pretty good idea of the concept of nothingness.

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.