Quotes About Statistics

Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than on all other days of the year put together. This proves, by the numbers left in stock, that one Fourth of July per year is now inadequate, the country has grown so.

Smoking is one of the leading causes of all statistics.

Research tells us that fourteen out of any ten individuals like chocolate.

Statistics show that teen pregnancy drops off significantly after age 2

According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless.

Economists state their GNP growth projections to the nearest tenth of a percentage point to prove they have a sense of humor.

Parker's grand slam is the same as going 4 for 4, even though he went 1 for 4.

Those numbers with Tony are so often and so interesting.

That's Hendrick's 19th home run. One more and he reaches double figures.

A recent study announced that 52 per cent of all teens who sign virginity pledges recant them within twelve months. If I'm on my game.

If per capita was a problem, decapita could be arranged

Postulate 1. All chance systems of causes are not alike in the sense that they enable us to predict the future in terms of the past.

There is a possibility that your ability as a player may well be analysed by future generations on your one day statistics. That's the day I dread most.

Hispanics still have the highest rate amongst teens with babies so at least the future housekeeping is secure.

My goals are to hit .300, score 100 runs, and stay injury-prone.

Both sides have scored a couple of goals, and both sides have conceded a couple of goals.

Gary Lineker has now scored 37 goals. That is precisely twice as many as last year.

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.

Our scientific age demands that we provide definitions, measurements, and statistics in order to be taken seriously. Yet most of the important things in life cannot be precisely defined or measured. Can we define or measure love, beauty, friendship, or decency, for example?

There are now more TV's in British households than there are people - which is a bit of a worry.

90% of the divorces are initiated by women. That is really odd. Why? What's going on? What's the great discontent at the heart of it?

I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex.

More than 175 million people use Facebook. If it were a country, it would be the sixth most populated country in the world.