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Quotes About Shovel

My name is Ruben Blum and I'm an, yes, an historian. But my front-door was locked and I didn't have the key, so I knocked, and as I waited for Edith to let me in, I kept waiving the shovel back at the Sheriff and mumbling, "Turks…what did you expect?…just a bunch of crazy Turks…
~ Joshua Cohen
Honoria had a plan. It had come to her in church that morning. (The ladies went; the gentlemen somehow managed to get out of it.) It wasn't terribly complicated; she needed only a sunny day, a halfway acceptable sense of direction, and a shovel.
~ Julia Quinn
He thought of the computer as a less than straightforward tool for controlling and manipulating the world around it, like a shovel with a loose blade.
~ Michael Lewis
If you think the summer sun is too hot, just remember, at least you don't have to shovel it.
~ Bob Dylan
Mace leaned on his shovel and did a passable imitation. 'I think we'd rather not.' Very good, guv'nor. I'll remember that next time. Divigation was nice. Where'd you get that one? He swallowed a ****ing dictionary, Corporal Nettle said proudly.
~ Ian Mcewan
Ina stood and shuffled over to the urn on the fireplace. Stroked it with a twisted finger. "How are we supposed to get more consecrated soil, now? Taxi drivers always look at you so strangely when you get in with a shovel and say, 'Take me to the nearest graveyard.
~ Stuart MacBride
I would've asked him to bring a shovel and come to help me dig a body up. That was what a boyfriend should do, right? -Sookie Stackhouse
~ Charlaine Harris
The one I really get on with is Princess Anne. Talk about calls a spade a shovel! And she's so clued-up. She's a patron of a number of charities. I've been involved in a couple and she's not just a name. She knows the research programmes that are going on. She really does her homework.
~ Michael Ball
Despite years of prospecting, my father hated a pick and shovel.
~ J.R. Roberts
i try not to think of myself as a person but a metal object, built suddenly by machines in complete darkness something impossible to hurt with a shovel
~ Tao Lin
Pessimism? Or Robotics? i am able to sit through an extremely funny movie without making a noise or changing my facial expression i am incapable of laughing without trying to laugh i am never interested in anyone unless they first show interest in me i try not to think of myself as a person but a metal object, built suddenly by machines in complete darkness something impossible to hurt with a shovel
~ Tao Lin
Henri was giggling now, barely able to contain himself. So I'm to shovel coal into my shoes hoping no one notices, while smoke and steam - what of the vapor? There's little more smoke than a cigar, and the steam would be barely visible by gas lamp. It vents out the back of your trousers, under the tail of your coat. Marvelous! said Henri. I use a similar port for my own vapors. I want to try them, immediately.
~ Christopher Moore
so here, in not too many pages, someone is going to dispatch the miserable son of a bitch with a shovel. That's the spirit of Christmas yet to come in these parts. Ho, ho, ho.
~ Christopher Moore
Faith can move mountains, but don't be surprised if God hands you a shovel.
~ Author Unknown
Religion & Philosophy. — Religion is a man using a divining rod. Philosophy is a man using a pick and shovel.
~ Author Unknown
My wife got stung by a bee on the forehead, she's at the ER now, her face all swollen and bruised, she almost died. Luckily, I was close enough to hit the bee with my shovel!
~ James Hilton ( Cowboy)
I found a snake in my yard, and got a shovel and whacked the hell out of it. Then I didn't have cable for a week.
~ Charlie Viracola
Madre de piedra, espuma de los cóndores. Alto arrecife de la aurora humana. Pala perdida en la primera arena.
~ Pablo Neruda
There's nothing better for kids than a bucket and shovel at the beach. I grew up across the marsh from The Citadel. We loved buying chicken necks at the Piggly Wiggly, tying them to a string on a stick and catching blue crabs.
~ Thomas Gibson
Even in the republic of virtue you need a man who will shovel up the shit.
~ Hilary Mantel
Somewhere – or Nowhere, perhaps – there is a society ruled by philosophers. They have clean hands and pure hearts. But even in the metropolis of light there are middens and manure-heaps, swarming with flies. Even in the republic of virtue you need a man who will shovel up the shit.
~ Hilary Mantel
I'm a buried kind of beautiful.Bring a shovel and a shooting starI may be a night's work.
~ Unknown
After that there was silence for a while, only the sound of the shovel biting into the earth and the hissing splatter of the loose dirt. They stood him up, his back to the well. In the dark, desperate sky, just above the scalloped line the treetops made, three stars formed a pleading little constellation. No one looked at them, no one cared. This was the time for death, not the time for mercy. ("The Number's Up")
~ Cornell Woolrich
Some people said that Minnesota had two seasons: Shovel and Swat. Hannah knew that wasn't the case. The land of the frozen north had four seasons—Fishing Season, Duck Season, Deer Season, and Mud Season.
~ Joanne Fluke