Quotes About Wisecrack

Right ... And I'm not sayin' that if brains were water, you wouldn't have enough to baptise a flea.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?" "I don't know. How many?" "Eight." "Why?" "Oh, stop overanalyzing it.

It would be a terrific innovation if you could get your mind to stretch a little further than the next wisecrack.

I am sorry to say that there is too much point to the wisecrack that life is extinct on other planets because their scientists were more advanced than ours.

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I'm the one who steps from the shadows, all trenchcoat and cigarette and arrogance, ready to deal with the madness. Oh, I've got it all sewn up. I can save you. If it takes the last drop of your blood, I'll drive your demons away. I'll kick them in the bollocks and spit on them when they're down and then I'll be gone back into darkness, leaving only a nod and a wink and a wisecrack. I walk my path alone... who would walk with me?

As the crackling of thorns under a pot, so is the laughter of a fool.

An epigram is the marriage of wit and wisdom; a wisecrack, their divorce.

Better a witty fool, than a foolish wit.

You always a wiseass?" "No. Sometimes I'm asleep.

Later, when Bob Hope came to visit us, he made a wisecrack about being a Republican and I announced that he would be moving from the Lincoln Bedroom to sleep in Amy's tree house.

Never argue with a fool; onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.

I am sorry to say that there is too much point to the wisecrack that life is extinct on other planets because their scientists were more advanced than ours.

Speaking of which Ã¢â'¬Â¦ how many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?" "Please." She rolled her eyes. "Three. One to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company. Old as the hills.