Quotes About Compassion

When God gives you AIDS - and God does give you AIDS, by the way - make lemonAIDS.

I want to help people, give hope to all. Humor is the foundation of our lives.

Oh, Eeyore, you are wet!" said Piglet, feeling him. Eeyore shook himself, and asked somebody to explain to Piglet what happened when you had been inside a river for quite a long time.

If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry.

I like all my children, even the squat and ugly ones.

Generosity, to be perfect, should always be accompanied by a dash of humor.

There's a fine line between support and stalking and let's all stay on the right side of that.

In the wise words of Mahatma Gandhi: have a sense of humor.

Sin cannot tear you away from him [Christ] even though you commit adultery a hundred times a day and commit as many murders.

Dali Lama said, 'when you open the heart of the person with humor, you can tell him the most truth. But if you tell him truth without humor, the heart closes.'

You got to pay your dues to get the joke. Besides, laughter is cheap and very portable. If there's a pogrom, or they're blaming you for the plague, nothing is easier to pack than a sense of humor.

It is a sin to believe evil of others but it is seldom a mistake.

Good-humor is a state between gayety and unconcern,--the act or emanation of a mind at leisure to regard the gratification of another.

If you live long enough, sooner or later everybody you know has cancer.

I should have no compassion on these witches; I should burn them all.

Humor is the fastest, fleetest way of giving -it can change pain to joy in a mere millisecond.

The council in Blackpool have given the homeless bus passes, but how would they know where to get off?

A couple weeks ago I was on the street and I saw an ugly pregnant lady, and I just thought, 'Good for you.'

I have always tried to use humor to "help ever" and "hurt never," for I find that to laugh is like swallowing a secret that Santa Claus farted.

If we can send a person to the moon, we can send someone with AIDS to the moon, and then someday we can send everybody with AIDS to the moon.

I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart.

There are people that say you should never use humor to talk about anything that's important or hard, and since I don't believe that, at some point there has to be a level of "agree to disagree."

Dear 338171 (May I call you 338?)

You can't save everyone, though God knows you try.