Quotes About Science

One of the jovian moons, Europa, is coated with twice as much liquid water as is sloshing around our planet.

Flatulence peaks twice a day... five hours after lunch and five hours after dinner.

There is so much in this world to be skeptical about if you want to be a skeptical a**hole. I'm kind of a skeptical a**hole. But not about vaccines, that's just not one of them.

Well, isn't that interesting. (Bubba) I ain't your science experiment, Bubba. I don't want to be interesting and I definitely don't want to be a nubby treat for the zombies. (Nick)

I believe in evidence-based decision making. I want to know what the facts are.

Science is a tool, and we invent tools to do things we want. It's a question of how those tools are used by people.

Science never makes things that do not have to do with what we feel, by which I mean what we want and what we fear.

If anybody wants to believe they're the descendants of a primate, they're welcome to do it.

Evolutionary biology is crazy because sometimes it seems anybody can draw any conclusion they want.

I don't even understand why I have 1.7 million Twitter followers. Every day, I want to remind them and say, "Do you realize I'm an astrophysicist? Do you know what you're doing here?"

You can say anything you want about how the brain works and people will believe you. Really, our brains are hard-wired like that.

I'm going to play with physics, whenever I want to, without worrying about any importance whatsoever.

We scientists are clever — too clever — are you not satisfied? Is four square miles in one bomb not enough? Men are still thinking. Just tell us how big you want it!

I spend money on war because it is necessary, but to spend it on science, that is pleasant to me. This object costs no tears; it is an honour to humanity

Science and Peace will triumph over Ignorance and War...

You must not blame us scientists for the use which war technicians have put our discoveries.

During peace time a scientist belongs to the World, but during war time he belongs to his country.

I watch a lot of astronaut movies....Mostly Star Wars. And even Han and Chewie use a checklist.

He had been eight years upon a project for extracting sunbeams out of cucumbers, which were to be put into vials hermetically sealed, and let out to warm the air in raw, inclement summers.

To declare war on ninety-nine percent of bacteria when less than percent of them threaten our health makes no sense. Many of the bacteria we're killing are our protectors.

Suddenly Star Wars came out while we were on hiatus, and we looked like the old Buck Rogers series, where they had cigarette smoke blowing out the back of the rocket ship.

War technology is science in the service of obscene anatomical vandalism.

All official and liberal science defends wage-slavery, whereas Marxism has declared relentless war on that slavery.

To talk of atomic energy in terms of atomic bombs is like talking of electricity in terms of the electric chair.