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Quotes About Reading

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
~ Mark Twain
The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
~ Mark Twain
Classic? - a book which people praise and don't read.
~ Mark Twain
What a dog I got. Last night he went on the paper four times - three while I was reading it.
~ Rodney Dangerfield
Humor is the oxygen of children's literature. There's a lot of competition for children's time, but even kids who hate to read want to read a funny book.
~ Sid Fleischman
I don't read economic forecasts. I don't read the funny papers.
~ Warren Buffett
In the main, there are two sorts of books: those that no one reads and those that no one ought to read.
~ H. L. Mencken
The Bible is the funniest book I have ever read. It's so funny! Right in the first six pages, it's funny!
~ David Cross
He has only half learned the art of reading who has not added to it the more refined art of skipping and skimming.
~ Arthur Balfour
The big advantage of a book is that it's very easy to rewind. Close it and you're right back at the beginning.
~ Jerry Seinfeld
Most books today seemed to have been written overnight from books read the day before.
~ Nicolas Chamfort
This must be a gift book. That is to say a book, which you wouldn't take on any other terms.
~ Dorothy Parker
Reading Alan Zweibel makes me laugh out loud. And yet it is not a particularly funny name.
~ Eric Idle
My father must have had some elementary education for he could read and write and keep accounts inaccurately
~ George Bernard Shaw
The chief knowledge that's man on from reading books is the knowledge that very few of them are worth reading.
~ H. L. Mencken
You know it's them books what make you talk funny.
~ Lauren Myracle
If I could read a book, I'd definitely read one of yours.
~ Paris Hilton
We are too civil to books. For a few golden sentences we will turn over and actually read a volume of four or five hundred pages.
~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
I think people will read about anything if it's good or interesting or funny enough.
~ Suzy Becker
If you want to find out if someone is a true bookworm or not, give them a thousand page novel and see what happens.
~ E.A. Bucchianeri
I have started a new blog W.A.R.(Writers Amongst Readers) for all those writing or reading books. Quotes, excerpts, comments from the world's greatest writers. See robinhawdonblog
~ Unknown
You can predict a person?s future and divine his bank balance if you know two things: the books he reads, the people he associates with.
~ Earl Nightingale
There is no future for e-books, because they are not books. E-books smell like burned fuel.
~ Ray Bradbury
I foresee the day when we shall read nothing but telegrams and prayers.
~ Emil M. Cioran