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Quotes About Regret

Fortune knocks at every man's door once in a life, but in a good many cases the man is in a neighboring saloon and does not hear her.
~ Mark Twain
Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
~ Mark Twain
Pity is for the living, envy is for the dead.
~ Mark Twain
There is a sumptuous variety about the New England weather that compels the stranger's admiration—and regret. The weather is always doing something there; always attending strictly to business; always getting up new designs and trying them on the people to see how they will go…. Yes, one of the brightest gems in the New England weather is the dazzling uncertainty of it.
~ Mark Twain
Such is the human race, often it seems a pity that Noah... didn't miss the boat.
~ Mark Twain
Let us endeavor to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
~ Mark Twain
The first time I ever saw St. Louis, I could have bought it for six million dollars, and it was the mistake of my life that I did not do it.
~ Mark Twain
In my age, as in my youth, night brings me many a deep remorse. I realize that from the cradle up I have been like the rest of the race — never quite sane in the night.
~ Mark Twain
Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
~ Mark Twain
Eventually, I sickened of people, myself included, who don't think enough of themselves to make something of themselves-people who did only what they had to and never what they could have done. I learned from them the infected loneliness that comes at the end of every misspent day. I knew I could do better.
~ Mark Twight
Every once in a while, you let a word or phrase out and you want to catch it and bring it back. You can't do that. It's gone, gone forever.
~ Dan Quayle
My dad's dying wish was to have his family around him. I can't help thinking he would have been better off with more oxygen.
~ Jimmy Carr
It's funny; I actually made poorer decisions when I sobered up then when I was screwed up.
~ Corey Feldman
Don't you drink? I notice you speak slightingly of the bottle. I have drunk since I was fifteen and few things have given me more pleasure.
~ Ernest Hemingway
I used to comb my hair back and do stupid stuff
~ Shane West
I've never eaten a Hot Pocket and then afterwards been, I'm glad I ate that. I'm always like, I'm gonna die.
~ Jim Gaffigan
I voted for Ralph Nader in 2000, but I will not make that mistake again. The joke is over for Nader. He was funny once, but now he belongs to the dead.
~ Hunter S. Thompson
Sadly, I can't say the same for my Father, who is probably in a different place - Hell.
~ Steve Coogan
I sure do miss that woman. Smart. Funny. Sweet. She never gave me a moment's trouble." "Gosh, I'm sorry about that. I knew it was boring between you two, but not that bad.
~ Susan Elizabeth Phillips
Last Christmas someone stole my present. I've spent this year living in the past.
~ Unknown
All I wanted for Christmas was a New Years Eve party that I would never forget. Too bad I got too drunk to remember it.
~ Carroll Bryant
Adam pressed his hand to his face. Sighed. "Right. It's just that… He died. And I'm so freaking pissed off, I swear I'd punch him in the face if he were standing right here.
~ Unknown
Please. If you were mostly dead in the middle of the road I'd obviously stop. And then I'd watch you die."Kate to Will
~ Elizabeth Scott, Perfect You
I never meant it, " he was saying. "Never meant it to happen. Can't stand it, seeing her suffer. Must do something, do something... What do I do? What can I do...?
~ Rachel Caine, Ghost Town