Quotes About Regret

The inability to forget is far more devastating than the inability to remember.

Oh, to be seventy again!

You get all excited to give her the ring, and it's real emotional, and you give it to her, and she cries. And a second later, you're like, 'Damn, I could have had a car.'

Someday we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.

I wish I could play little league now. I'd be way better than before.

I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour, but heaven knows I'm miserable now.

By the way, when you finish the bottle of Crown Royal, you can still use the pouch to hold your broken dreams.

You could take Vicodin, step out of the house, onto a freeway, have a truck hit you, and you'd say "My Bad!".

If I weren't already dead, I'd have to kill myself just so I could roll over in my grave.

Ever eat so much you feel sick? Isn't that the best?

For every woman who's ever wondered about the path not taken, Fenton and Steinke mine—with tremendous humor and insight—the mixed blessing of unexpected second chances.

I regret that a private comment I made to the vice presidential candidate made it through the public airways.

I spilled spot remover on my dog now he's gone.

Sorry I painted the word 'twat' on your garage door.

Reggie, you wrapped your sports car around a telephone pole after drinking a bar." "Yeah... But I was wearing my seatbelt.

I never said you had to like it. You have to accept it. No regret."-Clare Harding.

Gradually you became my worst memories with a beautiful past

I'm thinking skywriting. 'Sorry I was an asshat. Please forgive my stupid butt.

I hope I died honorably. I have a great deal to atone for. - Eler Nersal

He had seen better days - though these had only served to embitter him against his current circumstances.

People always say in the end you only regret the choices you didn't make but I really think you also regret the choices you were foolish enough to make.

Like most bad ideas, it started with alcohol.

Sorry. Didn't mean to step on any dead toes.

You know Becky, you haven't been the same since that crowbar fell on your head." - - said to me by my mother after I eloped with a guy I'd known for about 30 days, when I was 18 years old!