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Quotes About Warning

Did you not swap out your magazine for banishment rounds?" she scolded, hands on hips. The guard looked sheepish. "But you said they was expen—" "There is expensive and then there is needlessly paying for your funeral," Eve snapped. An immediate ratchet and clatter of magazines being ejected and replaced signalled that the message had gotten across.
~ Charles Stross
Moral of story: if you are a flesh-eating monster, do not let the chattering monkey insert a bang-stick in your mouth while you're trying to snack down on its brains. Seriously, no good will come of this.
~ Charles Stross
the word shari'ah literally means 'a path that leads to water.' Even the dire warnings that appear in the Qur'an are essentially nothing but the protective words of a Friend who doesn't want to see us lose our way and come to grief.
~ Charles Upton
Don't make me come out there and spray you, blanco. I point at my one eye. "Better have some sharpshooter fucking aim you want that shit to do any good.
~ Charlie Huston
There was no sound from the cats. Unlike dogs and rattlesnakes, they don't warn you before they strike. They aren't gentlemen. That's one of the reasons why I like them.
~ Charlotte MacLeod
We do have to be on guard these days or we're likely to get swatted by a belligerent pronoun or hit with a preposition we didn't see coming. These are perilous times for the English language, in case you hadn't noticed.
~ Charlotte MacLeod
There's a reason you never see anyone's house with a Beware of Cat sign. Because they're not even worth mentioning.
~ Chelsea Handler
It was quite obvious that without severe behavior modification, this boy would grow up to be a serial killer.
~ Chelsea Handler
You took a quarter century off my age with that kidnapping stunt. No more going off with a strange men, hear me? -You're a strange man. I'm your strange man.
~ Cherry Adair
The word "future" and females is a dangerous combination.
~ Chetan Bhagat
DON'T EVEN TRY to love me or I'll knock your socks off
~ Chocolate Waters
A black pit bull barreled against the fence, jaws dripping with saliva, viciously barking like Old Yeller after the hydrophobia kicked in.
~ Chris Fabry
There was in the House only one dissenting vote, from Barbara J. Lee, a Democrat from California, who warned that military action could not guarantee the safety of the country and that 'as we act, let us not become the evil we deplore.
~ Chris Hedges
Those who slip into this illusion ignore the signs of impending disaster. The physical degradation of the planet, the cruelty of global capitalism, the looming oil crisis, the collapse of financial markets, and the danger of overpopulation rarely impinge to prick the illusions that warp our consciousness,.
~ Chris Hedges
There is an old show business saying which warns never to work with animals or children, but nobody prepared me for Molly Meldrum.
~ Prince Charles
OlaÄŸanüstü iddialar olaÄŸanüstü kan?tlar? gerektirir," uyar?s?nda bulunmuÅŸ olan Marquis de Laplace'? (s?k s?k "Frans?z Newton" diye adland?r?lan matematikçi ve astronom Pierre-Simon Laplace [1794-1827])
~ Thomas Szasz
Donald Trump was the snake. Everyone knew he was the snake. He told us he was the snake. Yet when the snake offered his spoiled fruit, these otherwise intelligent people took from the tree and ate it.
~ Tim Miller
Why do our politicians put warnings on cigarette packs and not on their own foreheads?
~ Tim O'Brien
Beauty is a nonviolent experience of near death, a warning that one is fragile, like everything else in the universe.
~ Timothy Morton
Those whom the gods would destroy, they first make proud
~ Tom Clancy
Those whom the gods would destroy, they first make proud, Foley thought.
~ Tom Clancy
attack was coming. The
~ Tom Clancy
And then, Lance walked out on her right after the holidays, no warning at all, unless you count years of unhappiness as a warning.
~ Tom Perrotta
They warn us when we're kids that we're going to have to suffer, but they neglect to mention the indignity. What self-respecting fetus, if shown its future as a proctology patient, boot-camp recruit, or game show contestant, would still elect to be born?
~ Tom Robbins