Quotes About Warning

The Robert Mugabe school of economics provides a salutary warning about uncontrolled monetary expansion in generating hyper-inflation. The road to Harare is not as long as we might hope.

Abandon hope all ye who enter here.

Noah had 120 years to warn humanity of the flood. We have only 4-5 years until global warming is irreversible

A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.

Never moon a werewolf.

They say you're not supposed to put metal in a microwave oven. They're right.

Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded.

I pulled the boy close to me and said you see that girl, thats my only lil girl. So if you think about huggin or kissin. Remember these words. I aint afraid to go back to prison.

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.

If we see light at the end of the tunnel, it's the light of the oncoming train.

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train.

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying 'flee at once - all is discovered.' They all left town immediately.

If you drink much from a bottle marked 'poison' it is certain to disagree with you sooner or later.

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are mean.

MS. THOMPSON, it said in heavy block letters, PLEASE KEEP YOUR FELINE OFF MY PROPERTY. IF I SEE IT AGAIN, I WILL EAT IT.

Babies aren't dishwasher-safe.

Feel free to look around, but being as though there aren't any people eighteen or older here, stay off the bed. I'm not allowed to get pregnant this weekend.

While my body might say, "I'm small and vulnerable, " my hair warns, "DON'T MESS WITH ME.

You want some advice?""Yes""Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Remember what happened last time with the 'cuda.

It's woman's power, food is. You be sure you know where'n the hook is before swallerin' it, Dru. You mind me, now.

I suggest you leave now, or you'll be tied down and gagged until the end of this meeting.""Tie us down?""And gag you, " Joseph cheerfully reminded them.

Never a good sign, he thought, when the crows showed up.

He's got more red flags than Soviet Russia.