Quotes About Burglary
We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
~ Robin Williams
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The counter had not been emptied by Raffles; its contents were in the Chubb's safe, which he had given up at a glance; nor had he looked at the silver, except to choose a cigarette case for me. He had confined himself entirely to the shop window. This was in three compartments, each secured
~ E.W. Hornung
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If you are foolish enough to defend your own home against burglary, expect to be arrested, fingerprinted, DNA-swabbed, and probably charged.
~ Peter Hitchens
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Questioning someone who is acting as a lookout for a burglary might not result in an arrest, because there is not enough evidence of a crime in progress to support one, but that intervention will likely avert the break-in.
~ Heather Mac Donald
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His anger was still there, and he used it to break into her. He liked the way her eyes widened in alarm, as if he was forcing a lock, as if he was breaking and entering. It was the first time he'd ever slept with a woman and it felt like burglary.
~ Rupert Thomson
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A burglar who respects his art always takes his time before taking anything else.
~ O. Henry
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Mileski had once been caught in a home burglary and had been shot in the leg by police. Afterward, he limped.
~ Mark Bowden
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You don't catch me sending my voice to Philadelphia when the chances are I may need it any minute around here to frighten burglars away with. The idea of a man's being so foolish as to send his voice way out to Chicago on a wire with nobody to look after it, stumps me.
~ bangs john kendrick ii
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Burglary's more fun than socializing, I always say.
~ Jonathan Stroud
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Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?
~ Bill Maher
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The best criterion by which to decide whether someone has been forced outside the pale of the law is to ask if he would benefit by committing a crime. If a small burglary is likely to improve his legal position, at least temporarily, one may be sure he has been deprived of human rights. For then a criminal offense becomes the best opportunity to regain some kind of human equality, even if it be as a recognized exception to the norm.
~ Hannah Arendt
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July is high burglary season because so many people leave town. To help avoid making that obvious, suspend your newspaper subscription and have your mail held. Another clear indication is if all your lights are off for an extended period. To fix that, you can buy a timer for about $30.
~ Jean Chatzky
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The door to this building was left not only unlocked but ajar. As we are not generally in the business of inviting burglars to walk in and make themselves at home, I do hope you have an excellent explanation. We were being pursued by a writing desk that eats men's hearts, Julian said. Oppenshaw considered that. Interesting, he said.
~ Melissa Scott
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The police department's focus is on the FBI's Crime Index; those are the seven crimes that are reported monthly to the FBI: murder and nonnegligent manslaughter, forcible rape, robbery, aggravated assault, burglary, larceny theft, and motor vehicle theft.
~ Stacy Horn
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This in itself was an art. He had to describe the bracelet the way he believed other cops would, cops who might be typing in descriptions of a whole inventory of jewelry taken in a robbery or burglary.
~ Michael Connelly
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Caravaggio was constantly diverted by the human element during burglaries. Breaking into a house during Christmas, he would become annoyed if the Advent calendar had not been opened up to the date to which it should have been.
~ Michael Ondaatje
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My house is very clean apart from a very small part of it that looks as if we've been burgled, which is my office.
~ David Morrissey
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Why didn't you just ring the doorbell?' Stoat said. 'Why break into the house, and why'd you bust the shower door?' 'To put you in the proper frame of mind,' the man replied. 'Also, I was in the mood for some serious goddamn noise.
~ Carl Hiaasen
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Some guy broke into our house last week. He didn't even take the TV. He just took the remote control. Now he drives by and changes channels on us.
~ Brian Kiley
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The first recorded U.S. bank robbery, actually a nighttime burglary, came in 1831, when a man named Edward Smith snuck into a Wall Street bank and made off with $245,000. He was caught and sentenced to a five-year term in Sing Sing.
~ Bryan Burrough
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But I couldn't think it more hateful of them to have taken my fur tippet. Burglars never seem to realize one might feel the cold. How would they like it if I took away their wife's shawl?
~ Nancy Mitford
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June 17, 1972. Nine o'clock Saturday morning. Early for the telephone. Woodward fumbled for the receiver and snapped awake. The city editor of the Washington Post was on the line. Five men had been arrested earlier that morning in a burglary attempt at Democratic headquarters, carrying photographic equipment and electronic gear. Could he come in?
~ Carl Bernstein
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Entering the mainstream market is an act of burglary, of breaking and entering, of deception, often even of stealth.
~ Geoffrey A. Moore
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A cop once told me that any burglar who wants to break in will succeed, and the price of the lock determines only how long it might take to do the job.
~ Tom Corcoran
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