Quotes About Accident

Someday we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.

If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck.

I bought a scratch off lottery ticket, but then I accidentally spilled calamine lotion on it, so it did not need to be scratched. Shoot! I will not know if I have won!

I hope you accidentally drink leukemia at a picnic.

No periods. If you sneeze, the carpet's ruined.

You could take Vicodin, step out of the house, onto a freeway, have a truck hit you, and you'd say "My Bad!".

Last week my tie caught on fire, some guy tried to put it out with an axe.

My wife a great driver, she once hit a deer. It was in a zoo. There is a pair of shoes on the dashboard. They belong to the last guy she hit

I hit two trees and fell down a ditch. And that was just walking from the lodge.

When you involved in an accident and someone asks "are you alright?" Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off.

I spilled spot remover on my dog now he's gone.

Reggie, you wrapped your sports car around a telephone pole after drinking a bar." "Yeah... But I was wearing my seatbelt.

Err, sorry Father Abbot. I tripped y'see. Trod on my Abbot, Father Habit. Oh dear, I mean....

Great. There goes our security deposit."~ Sean

I can still feel my legs, thanks for asking. My back's not even hurt that badly. Only as though I was just hit by a train.

Fine. Okay. I killed her. But I didn't mean to. And I didn't kill her, kill her.""Oh, I see. As long as you didn't kill her, kill her, then that's okay.

Is it a lucky break if you get run over by an ambulance?

I wrote a book on cats. In retrospect, I should have used paper, cause chapter six got hit by a car.

It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye, " Ferbus said too loudly. "Then it's one-eyed fun.

A discovery is said to be an accident meeting a prepared mind.

Serendipity is looking in a haystack for a needle and discovering a farmer's daughter.

Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver

A really companionable and indispensable dog is an accident of nature. You can't get it by breeding for it and you can't buy it with money. It just happens along.

E. B. White said: 'A really companionable and indispensable dog is an accident of nature. You can't get it by breeding for it and you can't buy it with money. It just happens along.