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Quotes About Accident

I wasn't aiming at the school bus, but of course I got expelled anyway.
~ Rick Riordan
Frank didn't drop you on purpose," she said. "He's not like that. He's just a little clumsy sometimes." "Oops," Leo said, in his best Frank Zhang voice. "Dropped Leo into a squad of enemy soldiers. Dang it!
~ Rick Riordan
I accidentally vaporize my pre-algebra teacher
~ Rick Riordan
See, bad things happen to me on field trips. Like at my fifth-grade school, when we went to the Saratoga battlefield, I had this accident with a Revolutionary War cannon. I wasn't aiming for the school bus, but of course I got expelled anyway. - Percy Jackson
~ Rick Riordan
You might not think a hippo could inspire terror. Screaming "Hippo!" doesn't have the same impact as screaming "Shark!" But I'm telling you—as the Egyptian Queen careened to one side, its paddle wheel lifting completely out of the water, and I saw that monster emerge from the deep, I nearly discovered the hieroglyphs for accident in my pants.
~ Rick Riordan
Annabeth hit a slippery patch of moss and her foot slipped. Fortunately, she found something else to put it against. Unfortunately, that something was my face.
~ Rick Riordan
Stupid sixteen-year-old kid falling from the sky! I'm late!
~ Rick Riordan
Her marriage to Leonce Pontellier was purely an accident, in this respect resembling many other marriages which masquerade as the decrees of Fate.
~ Kate Chopin
It's not even that I bump into things. It's more that things leap out of nowhere and bump into me
~ Kate DiCamillo
When Salter was fifty-five, his twenty-five-year-old daughter, Allan, died in an electrical accident. She was in the shower in a cabin next door to his in Aspen. He walked in and found her lying naked on the floor, the water running. He carried her dead body in his arms. He took her outside and tried to resuscitate her, somehow thinking she was drowning. We do not talk about this. He says only, "There was the wreckage of that.
~ Katie Roiphe
I'll keep it in my bedside drawer, in case I'm woken in the middle of the night and mistake the cat for an intruder. An honest accident." "You're not shooting the cat. It would leave a mess.
~ Kelley Armstrong
I tried to stand, but Daniel made me sit on the ground as he checked me out. He squeezed my shoulder and I winced. "Just bruised," I said. "I can walk." Rafe jogged over to us. "She was driving? Is she okay?" "Yes, she is," I said, getting to my feet.
~ Kelley Armstrong
We walked about fifteen minutes before we heard an oncoming car. Corey stepped into the middle of the road. A pickup whipped around the curve. Corey waved his arms. The guy in the pickup laid on his horn and veered past, sending Corey stumbling as his bad knee gave way. Daniel and I helped him up. "Oww…," he said. "There'd have been a bigger oww if he hadn't swerved," I said.
~ Kelley Armstrong
When I was doing the research for Fall of Giants, I was shocked to realize that the First World War was a war that nobody wanted. No European leader on either side intended for it to happen. But the emperors and prime ministers, one by one, made decisions –logical, moderate decisions –each of which took us a small step closer to the most terrible conflict the world had ever known. I came to believe that it was all a tragic accident. And I wondered: Could that happen again?
~ Ken Follett
No wonder, said an Ancient, that chance has so much power over us, since it is by chance that we live.
~ Michel de Montaigne
Is this the noble natureWhom passion could not shake? whose solid virtueThe shot of accident nor dart of chanceCould neither graze nor pierce?
~ William Shakespeare
Yes, nothing says "sexy" like the names of German cities, and a few years back I was zipping by them while driving 135 mph on the Autobahn. (Keep in mind, I was wearing my seatbelt while driving at 135 mph, so in case I got into an accident, I would be trisected into three neat sections. That would make for easier cleanup; truly, the German way.)
~ William Shatner
Some guy hit my car fender the other day, and I said unto him, "Be fruitful and multiply." But not in those words.
~ Woody Allen
Some guy hit my fender the other day, and I said unto him, "Be fruitful, and multiply." But not in those words.
~ Woody Allen
I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.
~ Woody Allen
The first time I rode a bike I was four or five. I crashed into the back of a car.
~ David Millar
The test accident almost bankrupted Boeing,
~ David Schneider
HELP! Someone's trodden on me bits!
~ David Walliams
Sometimes we call it 'Extra Chunky,' too." "Why's that?" she finally asked. "Because," DeForrest said, barely able to contain his mirth, "when you run over a hippy with this thing, extra chunky is about all that's left.
~ David Wellington