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Quotes About Accident

Once he accidentally singed his pubic hair while prancing about in a gold lamé g-string during a fire ritual.
~ Rosemary Ellen Guiley
Nothing happens by chance.
~ Rosie O'Donnell
Your brother lost his leg in a tragic bass fishing accident.
~ Roy Firestone
Many of us try to shove spiritual transformation into the nooks and crannies of a life that is already unmanageable, rather than being willing to arrange our life for what our heart most wants. We think that somehow we will fall into transformation by accident.
~ Ruth Haley Barton
London's dramatic and hugely expensive sewer system—still in use today—was constructed for entirely the wrong reasons and only happened to improve public health by accident.
~ Ryan North
Ten days after the war ended, my sister Laura drove a car off a bridge.
~ Margaret Atwood
But it seems she'd wanted children after all, because when she was told she'd been accidentally sterilized she could feel all the light leaking out of her.
~ Margaret Atwood
Their mother died early, and not in a good way. Not that anyone dies in a good way, Tin footnotes to himself, but there are degrees. Being hit by a truck after closing time while jaywalking blinded with mournful tears was not a good way. Though it was quick.
~ Margaret Atwood
There was the loud thump as the truck clipped the rear of the Jeep and sent it fishtailing over the dusty ground
~ Margaret Coel
she might have died in the accident. But there was nothing—nothing—a priest could offer her.
~ Margaret Coel
If you do something once, people will call it an accident. If you do it twice, they call it a coincidence. But do it a third time and you've just proven a natural law!
~ Grace Hopper
The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.
~ Phyllis Diller
When someone is in a car accident and they're driving at 100 mph, drunk, who's tape do you think his listening to at that time? Think about it.
~ Billie Joe Armstrong
I was born human. But this was an accident of fate - a condition merely of time and place. I believe it's something we have the power to change.
~ Kevin Warwick
One time I was singing along with a boy that looked like me in the crowd and he pushed away the mic and started making out with me and accidently bit my lip and I had to get stitches.
~ Davey Havok
After the Challenger accident, NASA put in a lot of time to improve the safety of the space shuttle to fix the things that had gone wrong.
~ Sally Ride
If I have to move up in a building, I choose the elevator over the escalator. Because one time I was riding the escalator and I tripped. I fell down the stairs for an hour and a half.
~ Demetri Martin
Out lives, so settled, so specific, are built on happenstance.
~ Anna Quindlen
When they returned, they discovered that their entire library had been reorganized by color and size. Shortly thereafter, the decorator met with a fatal automobile accident. I confess that when this story was told, everyone.around the dinner table concurred that justice had been served.)
~ Anne Fadiman
Yesterday was my unlucky day. I pricked my right thumb with the blunt end of a big needle.
~ Anne Frank
An accidental chaos blindly serving up the unaccountable beauty he now saw
~ Anne Rice
end. Before I even meant to do
~ Anne Rice
Life itself must be founded upon the infinite possibility for choice and accident. And if we cannot prove that it is, we must believe that it is. We must believe that we can change, that we can control, that we can direct our own destinies.
~ Anne Rice
Geography is the key, the crucial accident of birth. A piece of protein could be a snail, a sea lion, or a systems analyst, but it had to start somewhere. This is not science; it is merely metaphor. And the landscape in which the protein starts shapes its end as surely as bowls shape water.
~ Annie Dillard