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Quotes About Accident

This simple accident of falling in love is as beneficial as it is astonishing.
~ Robert Louis Stevenson
It would have been magical I was sure, if I hadn't caught my marshmallow on fire and dropped it on his shoe.
~ Holly Hood, Ink
the milk that is spilt cries not out afterwards
~ Bram Stoker
Did I do this on purpose? What do you think? Or did I do this accidentally?
~ Bret Easton Ellis
So many people died last year: the accidental overdose, the car wreck in East Hampton, the surprise illness. People just disappeared. I fall asleep to the music coming from the Abbey, a song from the past, "Hungry Like the Wolf," rising faintly above the leaping chatter of the club, transporting me for one long moment into someone both young and old. Sadness: it's everywhere.
~ Bret Easton Ellis
I mean I tell her I'm sensitive. I told her I was freaked out by the Challenger accident—what more does she want?
~ Bret Easton Ellis
I mean I tell her I'm sensitive. I told her I was freaked out by the Challenger accident—
~ Bret Easton Ellis
piso-lhe o pé, que na verdade é um coto, fazendo-o derrubar a caneca, espalhando os trocados por toda a calçada. Fiz isso de propósito? O que você acha? Ou fiz isso sem querer?
~ Bret Easton Ellis
On my way into the Chinese cleaners I brush past a crying bum, an old man, forty or fifty, fat and grizzled, and just as I'm opening the door I notice, to top it off, that he's also blind and I step on his foot, which is actually a stump, causing him to drop his cup, scattering change all over the sidewalk. Did I do this on purpose? What do you think? Or did I do this accidentally?
~ Bret Easton Ellis
Someone named Angel was supposed to go with us tonight, but earlier today she got caught in the drain of her jacuzzi and almost drowned.
~ Bret Easton Ellis
westbound lanes of the San Francisco–Oakland Bay Bridge. Two hundred feet above the frigid waters off Yerba Buena Island, the car horns, bangs, and skids of a chain-reaction
~ Brian Freeman
Oi jus' bin a-runned over boi a mad creatur'. Hurr." Orlando laughed so hard he hurt his jaw.
~ Brian Jacques
To show my revulsion, I jumped on the tea table several times and pretended it was an accident when I knocked the phone off the hook so that there couldn't be any incoming calls.
~ Can Xue
What happened to your eye, young lady?" "I fell down the stairs. What happened to your hair?
~ Carl Hiaasen
I fell down the stairs. What happened to your hair?" Raven's face purpled. "I don't know what you mean.
~ Carl Hiaasen
It almost never feels like prejudice. Instead, it feels fitting and just - the idea that, because of an accident of birth, 'our' group (whichever one it is) should have a central position in the social universe.
~ Carl Sagan
If you make enough predictions, eventually you will get one right, but that is by accident, not design.
~ Terry Goodkind
The merest accident of microgeography had meant that the first man to hear the voice of Om, and who gave Om his view of humans, was a shepherd and not a goatherd. They have quite different ways of looking at the world, and the whole of history might have been different. For sheep are stupid, and have to be driven. But goats are intelligent, and need to be led.
~ Terry Pratchett
Someone got killed up here.... It was outside. A tall man. He had one leg longer'n the other. And a beard. He was probably a hunter. How'd you know all that? I just trod on 'im.
~ Terry Pratchett
It was nice to think that mankind made a distinction between blowing their planet to bits by accident and doing it by design.
~ Terry Pratchett
He's bound to have done something ," Nobby repeated. In this he was echoing the Patrician's view of crime and punishment. If there was crime, there should be punishment. If the specific criminal should be involved in the punishment process then this was a happy accident, but if not then any criminal would do, and since everyone was undoubtedly guilty of something, the net result was that, in general terms , justice was done.
~ Terry Pratchett
Fresh wounds, said Angua. But one of them did shoot one of the other in the leg by accident. I think you'd better put in your report as -self inflicted- wounds while resisting arrest, said Vimes.
~ Terry Pratchett
One such accident had turned the librarian into an ape, since when he had resisted all attempts to turn him back, explaining in sign language that life as an orangutan was considerably better than life as a human being, because all the big philosophical questions resolved themselves into wondering where the next banana was coming from. Anyway, long arms and prehensile feet were ideal for dealing with high shelves.
~ Terry Pratchett
It is not a good idea to spray finest brandy across the room, especially when your lighted cigar is in the way.
~ Terry Pratchett