Quotes About Accident

Hitler: Thank you, whoever you are. I think you just saved my life. The Doctor: Believe me... It was an accident.

I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.

I spilled spot remover on my dog; now he's gone.

I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit a bookmark

Aye, well, technically he's no' in custody yet. He's just had an unfortunate toilet-related mishap.

turn, it slid solidly into the tree, mashing a stanchion

When I was a kid, I was at a bowling alley and I ran into a soda machine. I still have the scar on my right eyebrow obviously.

Well, it was kind of an accident, because plastic is not what I meant to invent. I had just sold photograph paper to Eastman Kodak for 1 million dollars.

I did a tour down South someplace, and it was an all-day festival, and there were about 2,000 people. It was pouring down rain, and I went to grab the mic, and I got electrocuted. I felt the electricity flow through my body.

The news of life is carried via telephone. A baby's birth, a couple engaged, a tragic car accident on a late night highway - most milestones of the human journey, good or bad, are foreshadowed by the sound of a ringing.

The universe is too grand and harmonious to believe it's all an accident.

It began, as many good things do, with a coincidence.

However, this is too harmonious, grand, and overwhelming a universe to believe it all on accident.

losing one's job is much less frightening when getting it seemed an accident in the first place.

Knowing how to make a potion that will heal the lining of your stomach after you've accidentally drunk some lyesmoke-infused apple juice is its own reward, really.

It was as though she had veered, accidentally, into her own life.

A Canadian journalist named Pinky Fulham was killed when a soft drinks vending machine overturned, crushing him.

Then Brian stopped so quickly that she had to grab her hand brakes to keep from plowing into him. Hey, you want me to bump my head against a tree, too? she asked.

Stephen was holding his glass of tea so tightly it squeezed out the bottom of his grip like toothpaste and landed on the table.

I'M SCARED I'LL SHOOT MY NEIGHBOR BY ACCIDENT IF I SEE HIM TROTTING DOWN THE ROAD, SAID A FARMER IN KANSAS, WHAT IF HE GETS AFTER MY CHICKENS?

I am First Lady by accident. I was not elected by the people but here I am.

I jumped from a height of 45 feet and though I landed on the boxes. I broke my leg.

It's not until after you've been hit by a car and landed all right that the fear kicks in.

When I was 19 and at drama school, a couple of friends and I decided to drive from Guildford through France, down to the heel of Italy and then take a ferry to Greece - in an MG Midget. On our second day, in France, we were in a very bad accident and wrote off the car so we had to go home. But we then flew out instead and went island hopping.