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Quotes About Accident

Shirley's gonna be pissed, Gazarra said. She hates when I get shot. To my recollection, the only other time Gazarra was shot was when he was playing quick draw in the police station elevator and his gun accidentally discharged. The bullet ricocheted off the elevator wall and lodged in Gazarra's right buttock.
~ Janet Evanovich
He blew himself up." "Get out! You mean like guts all over the place?" "Not all over the place," I said. "He was pretty well contained, all things considered.
~ Janet Evanovich
Instead, I yelled at him. "You deserved to get run over. And besides, I barely tapped you. The only reason you broke your leg was because you panicked and tripped over your own feet.
~ Janet Evanovich
jestem póÅ'przytomnym nieszcz??ciem, potykajÄ…cym siÄ™ o wÅ'asne nogi.
~ Janet Evanovich
We went to the wall and looked down at Vlatko, sprawled on the road below us. 'Do you think he's okay?' I asked. 'Babe,' Ranger said. 'He's one inch thick.
~ Janet Evanovich
out I was going to crash the car into a telephone pole.
~ Janet Evanovich
Shirley's gonna be pissed," Gazarra said. "She hates when I get shot." To my recollection, the only other time Gazarra was shot was when he was playing quick draw in the police station elevator, and his gun accidentally discharged. The bullet ricocheted off the elevator wall and lodged in Gazarra's right buttock.
~ Janet Evanovich
There's been an accident. I had Mr. Loosey on the table, and I was gonna get him dressed, and then I had to go fix the thermostat, and when I got back to Mr. Loosey, I noticed he was missing his..um, private part. I don't know how this could happen. One minute it was there, and the next minute it was gone. -Louie Moon, mortician's assistant
~ Janet Evanovich
history only existed in the human mind, subject to endless revision. 'each man kills the thing he loves'-Oscar Wilde. You kill it before it kills you, but he was wrong. you killed it by accident. thinking you were doing something else. shattering, when all you wanted to do was keep it safe.
~ Janet Fitch
Why does each man kill the thing he loves?...you killed it by accident. Thinking you were doing something else. It was a cherished vase that broke while you were cleaning it. The phone rang and you dropped it. Shattering, when all you wanted was to keep it safe.
~ Janet Fitch
I was very down as a teenager, very upset because I had gotten hurt in a car accident. But my dad was a source of strength. He used to say, 'It's the character with strength that God gives the most challenges to.' I've thought about that so many times in my life when things didn't go right.
~ Bonnie Hunt
I don't know if I actually am good at the sight of blood. An accident on the street gets me very, very upset.
~ Gayle Forman
Any manual labor I've done was purely by mistake.
~ Mac McAnally
For war is never some cosmic accident descending upon a people with all the chance and inevitability of asteroids falling like fire out of the heavens, but only the will and work of man.
~ David Zindell
I aimed at the public's heart, and by accident I hit it in the stomach.
~ Eric Schlosser
Arnica is great. I got kicked in the stomach by a horse once, and some adult slapped arnica all over it, and I had no bruise at all to show for my pain.
~ Jasmine Guinness
I nearly got hit by a car while I was trying to write a stupid joke but a female sheep stood in the way. I can't thank ewe enough.
~ Joe Lycett
At first, I was able to use a Bunsen burner attached to my mother's gas stove, but the use of the kitchen as a laboratory came to an abrupt end when a minor explosion involving hydrogen sulphide spattered the newly painted decor and changed the colour from blue to dirty green!
~ John Vane
Normally, the same strange impulse which brings a crowd to an accident is present in the reaction to a concert in which something goes wrong.
~ Lara St. John
As he walked down the stairs to wait for his armoured car he tripped and his gun went off, an ill-omen.
~ Tim Pat Coogan
I never expected to become a director. It never occurred to me to come to America, to Hollywood. It's all been a wonderful accident. I'm still amazed every time I finish a film.
~ Stephen Frears
But in answer to your question about the conspiracy angle, I think that any historian worth his salt, and this is where I fault Stephen Ambrose and a lot of these guys who attack me - not all of life is a result of conspiracy by any means! Accident occurs alongside conspiracy.
~ Oliver Stone
I had a Kindle for a brief while, but I dropped it in the ocean, and that was the end of electronic reading for me.
~ Elin Hilderbrand
The mother-in-law had an accident at work. A hot rivet dropped down her drawers and she fell off the oil rig.
~ Les Dawson