Quotes About Accident

The captain has just turned on the fasten-seat-belt-sign. He didn't mean to, but the joint he was smoking fell in his lap, and when he jumped up, his head hit the switch.

If you think is was an accident, applaud.

It's off the leg and into the left field of Doug Rader.

Gene Richards swings, the ball bounces foul and hits him in the head. No harm done.

It might be funny when you get hit by a car, but not when you get run over by one.

Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.

Yes she met with a slight accident involving a stake." Ash said "funny how that happens sometimes...

You're just so lucky blood's so hard to get out of the carpet.

I just finished running, and I look and smell like nothing very pleasant. Why, oh, why did he have to bump into me now?

Nevermind nomenclatures, boy! What a serendipitous situation this is!

I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit a bookmark.

A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Pass. Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals.

A man falls down a flight of stairs and somebody rushes over to him and asks, Did you miss a step? No, he answers, I hit every one of them!

Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone.

A man is hit by a car while crossing a Beverly Hills street. A woman rushes to him and cradles his head in her lap, asking, Are you comfortable? The man answers, I make a nice living.

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia.

The most wonderful of all things in life, I believe, is the discovery of another human being with whom one's relationship has a glowing depth, beauty, and joy as the years increase. This inner progressiveness of love between two human beings is a most marvelous thing, it cannot be found by looking for it or by passionately wishing for it. It is a sort of Divine accident.

By the accident of fortune a man may rule the world for a time, but by virtue of love and kindness he may rule the world forever.

Family is just accident.... They don't mean to get on your nerves. They don't even mean to be your family, they just are.

Family is just accident, Jessie. It's nothing personal, hon. They don't mean to get on your nerves. They don't even mean to be your family, they just are.

The potted plant could have been knocked over intentionally or accidentally, or maybe one of the animals that lived here broke it somehow. I thought of the impossibilities and improbabilities. Jack would say that elves had broken it when they came to take me back to the wood.

The only aspect of our travels that is interesting to others is disaster.

As he followed Wood, Jury thought: one disappearance, two auto accident victims, one in a mental institution, one drowned. One murdered. Rackmoor, for all its bracing sea air, didn't seem the healthiest place in the British Isles.

be my first accidental murder.