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Quotes About Astrology

I do not ask,' said Dee. 'You note I do not ask—but I would swear, by all I have learned, that you are Scorpio.' 'With the sting in the tail?' Lymond said. 'You are probably right.
~ Dorothy Dunnett
I know that astrology isn't a science," said Gail. "Of course it isn't. It's just an arbitrary set of rules like chess or tennis or—what's that strange thing you British play?" "Er, cricket? Self-loathing?" "Parliamentary democracy.
~ Douglas Adams
You can change what is written in your horoscope. By acting at your lowest good, you can turn an otherwise very good horoscope into a very challenging life. But by acting by your highest good you can definitely transform an astrological lemon of a chart into terrestrial lemonade. The sugar is consciousness.
~ Alan Oken
I am Pisces, with Aries on the ascent. I couldn't have done all I've done in my life if it hadn't been for Aries.
~ Walter Mercado
I'm Pisces with Leo rising. The Pisces part is the dreamer. The Leo says, 'Let's execute.'
~ Quincy Jones
Whether the ice caps melt, or expand - whatever happens - the anthropogenic global warming theorists claim it confirms their theory. A perfect example of a pseudo-science like astrology.
~ Frank Tipler
Oh, I love astronomy. I'm a Pisces. What sign are you?" Which had made Mac laugh again, and he started to explain the difference between astronomy and astrology. Tiffany was apparently absolutely fascinated…and fascinating. His gaze--and Jason's--was riveted on her. I gave another little shrug, feeling a need to defend my sister, who might be in need of a trip down the yellow brick road to ask the wizard for some brains.
~ Rachel Hawthorne
A Saggitarius will reveal all his secrets first-up, but if he doesn't, dare not ask him ever again!
~ RAMANA PEMMARAJU
Recently, someone asked me if I believed in astrology. He seemed somewhat puzzled when I explained that the reason I don't is that I'm a Gemini.
~ Raymond Smullyan
I'm a Capricorn, actually.
~ Bill Keller
Geminis are aggressive, changeable, intense.
~ Diego Simeone
Satisfied?' she said.    She's an Aries.    'Yes,' I said.    I'm an Aquarius.    We also had two pumpkins: both Scorpios.
~ Richard Brautigan
The resemblance of the signs of the zodiac to the animals after which they are named... is as unimpressive as the predictions of astrologers.
~ Richard Dawkins
Have lucky stars swum into Uranus?
~ Richard Dawkins
All my life I have struggled with making decisions—which I blame on being a true Libra—
~ Julie Andrews Edwards
I love to sleep. My astrological sign is the sloth.
~ Julie Schumacher
No man ought to commit his life into the hands of that Physician, who is ignorant of Astrologic: because he is a Physician of no value.
~ Nicholas Culpeper
Astrology is astronomy brought down to Earth and applied toward the affairs of men.
~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
Superstition is to religion what astrology is to astronomy the mad daughter of a wise mother. These daughters have too long dominated the earth.
~ Voltaire
Astrology and all these mystical things are generally signs of a weak mind; therefore as soon as they are becoming prominent in our minds, we should see a physician, take good food, and rest.
~ Swami Vivekananda
It is clearly evident that most events of a widespread nature draw their causes from the enveloping heavens.
~ Ptolemy
Human knowledge is dark and uncertain; philosophy is dark, astrology is dark, and geometry is dark.
~ John Jewel
If one were to bring ten of the wisest men in the world together and ask them what was the most stupid thing in existence, they would not be able to discover anything so stupid as astrology.
~ David Hilbert
I believe God rules all by his divine providence and that the stars by his permission are instruments.
~ William Lilly