Quotes About Colfer

Too much damned TV. Thinks he's Sherlock Holmes. That's professor Moriarty, corrected Foaly. Holmes, Moriarty, they both look the same with the flesh scorched off their skulls.

Foaly twitched his tail contentedly. Genius. No point in being humble about it.

Just what we need, moaned Holly. Artemis Fowl with magical powers.

The sarcasm made a slight whistling noise as it flew over Loafers' head.

Don't try to understand me, just be grateful that you felt the warmth of Zaphod Beeblebrox's aura on your wonderstruck face.

Look at those two. Wasting time. You wouldn't catch me doing that.

He's a gem, sir. I wish I had one just like him. He rattled the ring of keys on Artemis's belt. And what are these? Artemis scratched his head. Uh, keys?

A sprite came into my office the other day, and he had a bunch of microscopic hoop-worm larvae wriggling around his armpit. What is wrong with people?

Swear toads infested every damp patch, cursing like sailors.

among guilt-ridden criminals, first diagnosed

Cosmo was halfway through a particularly nasty dream involving two Parasites, Ziplock, and a hair dryer

Generally doesn't sound very improbable. Doesn't sound very zenzizenzizenzic to one against. Sounds more like even money to me.

ADHDDAAADHD (ntm) ABT which stood for Always Dreaming His Dopey Days Away, Also Attention Deficit Hyperflatulence Disorder (not to mention) A Bit Thick.

King Nicholas had explained the lense box to

Little Beau will be fascinated." "Couldn't I just shoot him?

Just what we need," moaned Holly. "Artemis Fowl with magical powers.

A guy walks into a bar, and says to the barman: 'Gimme one whiskey for myself and ten billion for all my possible alternate selves.' - Professor Charles Smart

Cthulhu was ready for that one; he had been practicing his answer for that very question with Hastur the Unspeakable only the previous night.

Cool, like a cat burglar." "You eat cats, Mulch.

Willard jerked a little. "That's chilly, Constable. Did you just murder me?