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Quotes About Certificate

There are few things in life that are harder to find and more important to keep than love. Well, love and a birth certificate.
~ Barack Obama
It is hereby certified that the bearer, Nikolai Ivanovich, spent the said night at Satan's ball, having been summoned there in the capacity of a means of transportation…make a parenthesis, Hella, in the parenthesis put "hog. Signed — Behemoth.
~ Bulgakov
When I got associated with Australian Diamonds, I started to know more about it, things like certificate of assurance and that they are sourced from a trusted and iconic mine... If you are spending so much, you should know from where the diamond is coming.
~ Mithali Raj
What does it feel like to be latent? I don't know. What does it feel like to be so old that your birth certificate is in Roman numerals?
~ Suzanne Wright
I know I've got a degree. Why does that mean I have to spend my life with intellectuals? I've got a lifesaving certificate but I don't spend my evenings diving for a rubber brick with my pyjamas on.
~ Victoria Wood
In Alabama, when you come out of the hospital, they have to stamp your birth certificate with either Alabama or Auburn, or you don't leave.
~ Dabo Swinney
In a Cafe" I watched a man in a cafe fold a slice of bread as if he were folding a birth certificate or looking at the photograph of a dead lover.
~ Richard Brautigan
When a man teaches something he does not know to somebody else who has no aptitude for it, and gives him a certificate of proficiency, the latter has completed the education of a gentleman.
~ George Bernard Shaw
Some colonies were even reputed as being paradises of homosexual debauchery. Indeed, in French, faire passer son brevet colonial , that is, to take one's colonial certificate, mean initiating a young recruit to sodomy, that is, intercourse ,i> per anum during which the noviciate would play the role of the insertee.
~ Chantal Zabus
from which I had graduated in 1960 with a teacher's certificate and a degree in English.
~ James Lee Burke
It is not nothing to ask someone holding an election certificate in the United States Senate to provide his or her vote.
~ Mike Lee
God was long gone before Nietzsche made his death certificate into a slogan, but no one has yet written the obituary of the Devil.
~ Thomas Ligotti
I do not think the Nobel institution gives you a certificate that everything you say is always right.
~ Piyush Goyal
And it enjoyed one other distinction: The Hilton had been, since the day it opened, one of the few civilized establishments in Turkey where a well-heeled gentleman and a courageous lady could obtain a room without being asked for a marriage certificate.
~ Orhan Pamuk
Bummer," Glo said. "Do you want me to say some words? I'm an ordained minister. I even have a certificate." "What church?" I asked her. "The Church of the Barley Goddess." "I don't think that's a real church." "They have a website," Glo said. "The World Wide Web wouldn't allow them on there if they weren't real.
~ Janet Evanovich
In 250, Decius required that all citizens of the empire must perform a public sacrifice to the emperor. This sacrifice had to be performed with a Roman magistrate as an eyewitness, and a certificate (a libellus) that the task was done had to be issued as well.
~ William J. Bennett
A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate.
~ Donald Trump
If she did not wish to lead a virtuous life, at least she desired to enjoy a character for virtue, and we know that no lady in the genteel world can possess this desideratum, until she has put on a train and feathers and has been presented to her Sovereign at Court. From that august interview they come out stamped as honest women. The Lord Chamberlain gives them a certificate of virtue.
~ William Makepeace Thackeray
History is not the past - it is the method we have evolved to organize our ignorance of the past. It is the record of what's left on the record... It is no more 'the past' than a birth certificate is a birth, or a script is a performance, or a map is a journey.
~ Hilary Mantel
Cavendish jolts up, riding knee-to-knee. 'His reliquary!' George is upset, astonished. 'To part with it like this! It is a piece of the true Cross!' 'We'll get him another. I know a man in Pisa makes them ten for five florins and a round dozen for cash up front. And you get a certificate with St Peter's thumbprint, to say they're genuine.
~ Hilary Mantel
It was a confirmation of a connection that already existed. And it was a bond that extended far beyond the borders of a shared living space. We would have stayed together even without a marriage certificate . . . but I believed in the permanence it represented. It was a piece of paper you could build a life on.
~ Lisa Kleypas
I gave my wife a twenty-five-dollar gift certificate. She used it as a down payment on a mink coat.
~ Milton Berle
Suicide is what the death certificate says when one dies of depression.
~ Peter D. Kramer
Honey, I plan to marry you the moment the ink is dry on that death certificate.
~ Sara Gruen