Quotes About Rodrick

All backups take their cue from Elrod Hendricks, the patron saint of erstwhile catchers.

Monkeys can't talk, stupid!

with their mouth open they'll eat an average of five spiders a night, which is kind of believable if you think about it. Another time Rodrick told me that it's dangerous to wake someone up when they're sleepwalking. I thought there could be a chance he was actually telling the truth, because I'm pretty sure I heard that one somewhere else. ZZZZZ

If there's one thing I learned from Rodrick, it's to set people's expectations real low so you end up surprising them by practically doing nothing at all¨

Brett Favre likes to tell stories.